Thank you, Tom Felton, for existing in this world.
“The romance between us is there if you watch carefully, it’s all underneath the surface.”
Solution to my illness?
Watch girlfriend play Harry Potter for the Wii for hours on end.
The cast of Harry Potter doing American Accents.
Everyone was better than I expected, except I knew DanRad would be awesome. Tom Felton is, once again, the funniest guy in the room.
Me: Hey Chelsea?
Me: Do you think if there was a Harry Potter deodorant the tagline would be “Ex-Smelly Armpits”?
I also ship Snape/Dumblore (oh shut up, you know it’s true) so I am more than okay with this.
I don’t date Muggles or Muggle-borns. It’s not racism, just a preference. I’ll date Half-bloods if they grew up in the magical world, though.
Is it true all Muggle-borns have longer wands?
It’s not MY fault Purebloods are naturally more powerful.
I’ve never personally experienced “Pureblood Privilege”, so it doesn’t exist.
How come you can call other Muggle-borns the M-word, but I can’t? How is that okay?
Purebloods suffered persecution from Muggles, but you don’t hear uscomplaining about it. Bootstraps!
I think it’s even MORE racist to assume that I have “privilege” because I’m pureblood!
ANYONE can be a Mudblood, not just Muggle-borns!
It’s not my fault Mudbloods often live up to the stereotypes!
Muggle-borns just happen to be more dangerous and prone to violence because they come from such un-magical backgrounds.
If you hate the Wizarding world so much why don’t you leave Hogwarts?
If a Pureblood calls you a Mudblood, it’s automatically racist? But you can call me a Bloody or a Death Eater and that’s NOT racist? That’s so unfair!
Words only have the power you give to them. Besides, Mudblood now means “friend” anyway, so there’s no problem with me using it! Mudblood Mudblood Mudblood!
How can I have pureblood privilege? I’m a Black wizard! You know the Wizarding world is Eurocentric. Wait…what’s intersectionality?